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→ 10 Apr 12 at 8 pm (via skyeeeed)

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→ 05 Apr 12 at 9 am

i cybered on omegle today

You: hi

Stranger: hey

You: wanna cyber

Stranger: Depends are you a girl? ;)

You: ya

Stranger: And okay then, you start?

You: i come into ur bedroom

You: and ur sleeping

You: and i crawl under your blanket

Stranger: I'm still asleep

You: u feel me pulling down ur pants

You: and u wake up and smile

Stranger: I kiss you gently, still sleepy

You: then i smile and open the scissors around your dick and snap them closed

You: cutting off your penis

Stranger: wait

You: THATS WHAT YOU GET FOR CHEATING ON ME

Stranger: Then what...?

You: I HATE YOU

Stranger: I didn't cheat

You: you bleed to death in your bed

Stranger: i didn't cheat on you. lets restart ok

You: nobody ever knows what happened

You: i flee to mexico with your Mercedes

You: the end

Stranger: I have a mercedes?

You: not anymore faggot

Your conversation partner has disconnected.

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→ 05 Apr 12 at 9 am (Source: hipstercore)

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→ 05 Apr 12 at 9 am

(via lulz-time)

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→ 05 Apr 12 at 8 am

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→ 05 Apr 12 at 8 am

kendall-alexandra:

babyminaj:

“I LOVE YOU TOO BUT WHO ARE YOU TALKING TO”

always.

(via vagina-thumper)

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→ 04 Apr 12 at 8 pm

he looks like my cousin dylan

(Source: twin-spica, via xcandydots)

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→ 04 Apr 12 at 8 pm (via bewbies)

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→ 04 Apr 12 at 8 pm (via sumamma)

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→ 04 Apr 12 at 7 pm (Source: knowyourmeme, via vagina-thumper)

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→ 04 Apr 12 at 7 pm (via vagina-thumper)

♥ 12440
→ 04 Apr 12 at 7 pm (Source: forever-fucking--young, via theanimalblog)

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→ 04 Apr 12 at 7 pm (Source: fuckyeahjapanandkorea, via theanimalblog)

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→ 02 Apr 12 at 11 pm laughingisbetter:

vladbride:

enstasia:

tyleroakley:

Yup. :)

(Source: fuckyeahreligionpigeon, via jackstroubleinatanktop)

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→ 01 Apr 12 at 8 pm

death-by-marshmallows:

(Source: loquesemeocurra, via rageinsanity)

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peteyisabeast.

i cybered on omegle today